PARALLEL UNIVERSES

I have discovered the secret to finding a parallel universe. Physicists buckle your E=MC squared and behold the greatest achievement of mankind.

IF I FACETIME WITHIN A FACETIME I CAN OPEN UP RIFTS IN THE VERY THREADS IN THE UNIVERSE CAUSING A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

*In case you don’t know what FaceTime is, it is similar to Skype, where you can see peoples faces within a call, like a video*

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR! (does anyone know that song? Comment below!)

AND FACETIME KILLED THE WORM-HOLE THEORY!

Ha, ha white holes! I guess you don’t exist anymore!

Wait, DOES ANYTHING EXIST?

If you are here, and I am here, and my computer is here…

I guess we don’t.