Santa Claus may be one of the most mysterious of the holiday figures (including the Easter Bunny, Cupid, etc.). He’s also very popular, considering how many people impersonate him in the winter months. Do you think there are more Elvis Presley or Santa impersonators?
There are some serious plot holes in his story, but that’s to be expected as he’s so mysterious.
Every year on the 25th of December, he manages to accomplish the impossible and travels to every house on the globe whether it is to deliver colorful presents or coal.
I have some theories as to how the jolly red gumdrop does this.
Some theories as to how the jolly red gumdrop travels to every house on the globe in one night:
- Santa Claus is secretly The Flash
- Santa has the power to clone himself
- Santa controls the minds of every parent and forces them to buy presents (or coal) for their children and put them underneath decorated pine trees on midnight on Christmas Eve.
Do you think Santa gets migraines from watching every single kid every single minute of every single day?
And how does he deliver presents in tropical climates without melting in his big red suit?
Another question to consider: How does Santa, a very large man, fit down such small chimneys? Is he actually smaller than people assume? Or can he shrink himself? Or is his large size all a trick of proportions and cameras?
And what does he do when the house doesn’t have a chimney? Climb in the window?
And what if the fireplace is on?
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