TICK, TOCK, and MASTER are selling Outside In novels in the busy streets of Almuerzo.
TICK: Buy them fresh from the counter! Get some copies of Outside In today!
TOCK: Yes, this book will always keep you on your toes!
MASTER: EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY! (becomes a ghost)
LENA walks up to the stand wanting to purchase some books while JOHN follows her, scoffing at how bad it is.
LENA: Can I have one?
TOCK: Sure! Tick, can you grab one for her?
TICK: Here. (holds up Outside In: The Guide To Indoor Gardening)
JOHN: What! I thought it was just Outside In!
LENA: (Raises eyebrow) What in the world is that?
MASTER: We don’t have that title, but, if you want, we have free Masters!
JOHN: Ooooh! Plushies!
TOCK hands him a Master Lock.
LENA: Can I have one too?
JOHN cries, dying his hair a light purple color
ZHAN: YES! (shaves him bald)
JOHN cries even harder.