Heyo nonexistent peeps! I was tagged for this by the wonderful Kelly @ Another Book in the Wall way back in January (That was ages ago. Back before tech-o-nology hit the world like a really heavy telephone booth. Gosh, I’m old).
… I didn’t particularly like the movie …
Please don’t hate me.
Okaaaaay. Moving on to the TAG!
A Book That Brings You Joy: The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue
This book was so adorable. *Incoherent squealing*
The characters were so adorable.
The story was so funny.
*More incoherent squealing* This book was ridiculously adorable and funny.
A Book That Brings You Sadness: The Book Thief
Go read this book right now.
The characters are beautiful and the writing is beautiful and everything is beautiful.
A Book That Makes You Angry: Matched
I’m going to agree with Kelly and say that Matched brings me anger equivalent to the size of Jupiter.
I’ll admit it, I choose books by their covers occasionally. Sometimes I find amazing books this way, like Keeper of the Lost Cities or The Girl Who Could Fly, and sometimes I end up with books like this one.
The cover is beautiful. A+ for cover.
F- for everything else.
It’s like a poorly written Giver fan fiction with a ridiculous love triangle and the most instantaneous of insta-loves.
One of the worst decisions I made in my life was to finish this book and then completely finish the sequel. What was I thinking?! The sequel was EVEN WORSE. And I didn’t think you could get worse than this.
I decided that I was going to accept that some books just didn’t deserve to be finished after I read this mess in its entirety.
A Book That Disgusts You: Crossed
Yup. It’s the sequel to Matched and it was even worse.
And I read the whole thing.
The whole thing was the characters running through a canyon. I think it was supposed to be exciting?
A Book That Brings You Fear: A Conjuring of Light
I don’t really read horror books. The only one I can think of is The Night Gardener and that wasn’t particularly scary.
I was really scared on behalf of the characters in A Conjuring of Light.
EVERYONE! Yes, you. And you. And even you back there with the overalls and that absurdly large lollipop.