Today’s random word is JEST!
YAAAY.
I command you to clap.
Jest is lonely and sad. They could use some applause.
*A cricket chirps in the distance*
The first thoughts that come to mind for this lovely flowchart that is a paragraph in this head/post, what the blobfish do I mean? Obviously, I am tired and this post will make no sense. Also, I’m not allowed to edit, so all the nonexistent readers will think I’m losing it.
Losing what, you may ask? mY MinD, I answer.
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It’s been crazy.
I’m getting distracted. Okay. Jest. Flowchart. Super happy fun times.
*Blows out a breath*
K.
Words that come to mind from “Jest” include jester and something else, but I’ve forgotten. Give me a minute.
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Uhhhhh…
Oh! I remember! It was vest! Get it? Cuz “vest” rhymes with “jest”.
Hahahahahaha
I’m so funny. RHYMES.
I like puns. I like puns a lot. They’re so punny.
I’m not particularly good at puns. I just like other people’s puns. I’m getting off track. Oh well, wasn’t that the point of this whole series? To see how far my mind will stray and to gauge how crazy I truly am.
*Sighs*
It’s been crazy.
I’ve read some lovely books. They were lovely.
SLEEEEEEEP
I WANT TO SLEEEEEP
SLEEEEP WOULD BE NICE
LIKE RICE
SLEEPITY SLEEEP SLEEEEP SLEEEEEP
IT RHYMES WITH SHEEEEEEEP
SHEEEP!!!
SHEEP!
I COUNT TURTLES AND YOU COUNT SHEEEP
I COUNT TURTLES
IN FANCY HATS
WEARING GIANT BOW TIES
OH, HOW THEY JEST,
THOSE JESTER TURTLES PERFORMING FOR THE TURTLE KING
THE TURTLE KING IS A TYRANT
HE ENSLAVES ALL THOSE POOR TURTLE SOULS
I AM THE TURTLE KING
I FORCE THEM TO WALK BEFORE ME
WHILE I FALL ASLEEP
IN FANCY SUITS AND TIES
I am tired. Good night.
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