I’m an artist. I like to draw stuff. Onto the list!
1. Mistakes
This drawing is amazing! *Finds stray ink mark and has mini existential crisis*
2. Better People
I will never be a good artist! *sobs in pillow* whyyyyyyyyy?
3. Hands
You put the thumb on the wrong side… *banshee screams*
4. Curious George
CG: Can you draw me? Me: No. I don’t draw ugly things.
5. Bye bye friends…
*Throws away science notes from ten billion years ago*
I will miss you Albino Polish Man with Fluffy Hat, sketch of Naruto, and random bottle of kawaii pepper spice! *cries*
6. Ze Artist Block
Me: *Stares at paper*
…10 hours later…
Paper: This is getting uncomfortable.
Me: *Crumples up paper*
7. Ink/ Water/ Drink/ Noodle Spillage
BLOBFISH!
8. Unsharpened Pencils
*world explodes*
9. What’s That?
*glares intensely* Can’t you see what is on this paper?
10. When a person walks in and you haven’t finished drawing the clothes on your character.
Person: …
Me: *examining drawing* Hmmm, how will this cloth curve around her chest?
Person: *walks away*
11. Doodled Up Notes or Reminders
*Takes out notebook and flips to a random page* What is this wonderful adorable smiling cinnamon bun doing here? *Continues to doodle getting off task*
12. Unfinished Sketchbooks
…They just turn into black holes… *furthers into existential crisis*
13. When the Eraser Starts to Draw Instead of Erasing
*world implodes*
That’s what I face on a daily basis. Tiring isn’t it?
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