I’ve had a bunch of ideas for blog posts, but they’d be way too short to keep you nonexistent readers satisfied for the day, so I’m just going to shove them all together to make one decent-sized, hopefully-entertaining post. Yay addition and math! Forgive me if the thoughts are a bit disconnected.
Dental update–After fixing my eleven cavities, I’ve started taking care of my teeth. This includes flossing, which I
rarely never did before. But I have a perfectly logical reason for denying my teeth optimal health. I didn’t like stuffing my fingers in my mouth. It’s annoying. So to remedy this issue, I got floss on a stick! With the wonderful floss on a stick, I don’t have to stick my fingers in my mouth anymore, so I now floss regularly.
Speaking of things on sticks, I want to discuss lollipops. A lollipop is just hard candy on a stick and I strongly dislike them.
A guide to hard candy:
Jolly Rancher=bad (but I will eat them anyway)
I have two reasons for disliking lollipops:
a) They taste bad
b) The stick that lollipops come on is made of paper, which is water-soluble, which makes it an absolutely idiotic substance to use for the stick on which a food product goes because you put this stick in your mouth and your mouth contains saliva, which is mostly water, and as the stick is water-soluble, it dissolves in your mouth. This is contradictory to what is supposed to happen. You’re not supposed to eat the paper (as paper is not usually a food product), you’re supposed to consume the spherical hard candy on top of the water-soluble paper stick.
It’s an outrage, I know, I know, completely atrocious, but I’ve decided that I like apple cider as much as I do cranberry juice.
The one thing that I really, really want is a bronze spool of thread. It is my current ambition in life.
There are these bushes outside my house with these little red berries and whenever I walk past them, clouds of flies explode out of them for unknown reasons.
A random fact about Spinette and me:
- Spinette cannot stand the songs Honey I’m Good by Andy Grammar and Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
- I cannot stand That’s What I Like by ze unmentionable artist
From what direction do you peal a banana?
I peal a banana from the top.
I think it’s egotistic of people to say that aliens don’t exist.
Well, that was interesting. Maybe I’ll elaborate further on one of these topics in the future. Who knows? *Shrugs*