Cleaning Out My Spam Box

If you suddenly found yourself in possession of a genie’s lamp and you had three wishes, what would you wish for? Would you wish for the chance to reply to all those spam comments you get? Me neither.

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The Liebster Award

music containing substantive, educational
messages to maximise their child. I suspect how the
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Maximizing a child sounds like a scary process. It’s like you’re viewing your child as a robot that needs to reach maximum efficiency. Also, the forehead is an interesting location for a tattoo. What does Mind the Gap mean? What gap?

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On Surviving a Social Gathering

I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was great. I don’t know who you are but definitely you’re going to a famous blogger if you are not already   Cheers!

Thanks! Cheers to you, too.

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On My Sense of Smell

Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t appear. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say great blog!

Now I’m curious. What was the super long comment? Did it ever exist in the first place?

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On Harry Potter Book Tag

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Unfortunately, I’m not in the market for new cardpet at the moment. Just had mine replaced a year ago. It’s very lovely. Plush and gray and cardpet-like. I’m happy with it. Maybe you’d find more interest in your cardpet installation service if you knew how to spell the name of your own business?

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On The Forgotten Blog Ideas

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You think I could write songs from my blog posts? They’d all have excellent beats for sure. I’m flattered that’d you want to be my apprentice, but I’m unfortunately not accepting apprentices at the moment as I’m not amending my web site. To subscribe for a blog site, you click the subscribe button, I believe. I’m glad my account aided you acceptably, but I was hoping for spectacularly, so I’m a bit disappointed. You think I could make a radio show from my blog posts?

The Amazing, The Wonderful, The Spam Box

If there’s one thing that’s never failed to make me laugh, it’s the grammar-error ridden spam box. Behold its wonders.

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On Awesome Blogger Award

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Yup. I know exactly what you mean.

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On My Name in TBR Books Tag

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Dude. How many times do I have to tell you? I have no interest in slaves. However, if you have chocolate, I would take that instead.

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On Awesome Blogger Award

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I do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to
15 minutes are wasted just trying to figure out how to begin.
Any recommendations or tips? Many thanks!

Thanks :).

I don’t usually clear my mind before I start writing. It’s the writing itself that clears my mind. And if I can’t figure out how to begin, I’ll start in the middle.

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On 10 Things You Need to Know About Feminism

Great blog here! Also your web site loads up very fast!
What host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link
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Thanks. I didn’t know it loaded up fast. My computer’s on its last dregs of life and it takes about five minutes to load up. So.

I’m using WordPress, as most of my readers are. I have no idea what the affiliate link is. (I’m also only vaguely aware of what it even is.)

LOL. It’s so funny that your website doesn’t load up as quickly as mine. LOLOLOLOL. That’s so funny. It’s the best joke I’ve ever heard. My socks have exploded from laughter.

You, my dear friend, are funny.

LOL.

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On Texting? What’s that?

This is a topic that is close to my heart… Cheers!

Where are your contact details though?

My address is 1234 Unicorn Way, Marshmallow Zone, Unicornia. I’ll appreciate all the fan mail and chocolate you send me because that’s surely the reason you want my contact details.

 

 

The Most Hilarious Spam Comments Ever

One of my favorite parts of blogging is getting spam comments. The spam box is a magical place, but be careful that you don’t get lost.

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On Stationary Book Tag!

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Hey, there! A tidbit: this blog is up all hours of the day, so you don’t have to wait for the early hours of the daylight for it anymore! And I’m glad my educational posts are helping you learn more.

 

On Stationary Book Tag!

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On Awesome Blogger Award

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Does that mean I”m an expert wopdworker? I’m so proud.

 

On Awesome Blogger Award

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On Awesome Blogger Award

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One of the more unfortunate parts of running a blog is getting spam comments. They’re annoying and idiotic and sometimes they just make you mad. But sometimes they’re so ridiculous that you can’t help but laugh.

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Thanks “Online Casino Arizona”! How did you know that since birth, I’ve wanted nothing more than to generate a crochet stuffed animal horse? This is exactly what I needed. One question though. I want to use gold and silver yarn, and maybe even twine. Do you still have free training systems for that? I can’t wait to start believing in my brand new, home-made crochet stuffed animal horse.

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On My Name in TBR Books Tag

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OOO. Free money! There’s no way that this definitely-not-shady company could be a scam because they said themselves that they “immediately send you your winnings any winnings”.

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I didn’t get the second part because I believe you’re using the wrong words, but thank you anyway. And I’m glad you found enjoyment in this website.

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On Spring Cleaning Book Tag

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Thanks for saying that my writing approach is perfect! [So are we all just ignoring how it’s probably riddled with grammar errors? (Some of which are on purpose because I disagree with a few particular grammar rules.)] And I’m honored that you’re giving a presentation on my Spring Cleaning Book Tag.

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On Harry Potter Book Tag

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I think updating my site five times a week is pretty often, but to each their own, I suppose. And while writing posts is time-consuming, it’s definitely not boring in the slightest (although editing is).

And I’m pretty sure that your tool is against copyright laws.

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On Solving All Your Stupid Problems Part 2

you might be doing such a wonderful job.

And you might be giving such a wonderful compliment.

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Clearly, these people need to be educated on the finer points of grammar.

 

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The Funniest Spam Comments

Spam Comments. We all get them, and we all hate them. Some of them are just annoying, and others contain suspicious links and/or phone numbers. (Tip: NEVER CLICK THE LINKS)

But sometimes they are absolutely hilarious, and those are the ones that we are going to laugh at the expense of today. So the next time you open your spam folder, don’t grudgingly start the arduous task of blocking and deleting all of them, excitedly start the arduous task of blocking and deleting all of them because you never know when you’ll stumble across a gem.

And then reply to said gem in a post because never reply to spam comments.

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What’s a celebrity sound? Is it like “cows go moo”, “cats go meow”, “dogs go ruff”, “pigs go oink”, etc.?

Mother (to Toddler): What sound does a cow make?

Toddler: Moo.

Mother: What sound does a sheep make?

Toddler: Baa.

Mother: What sound does a celebrity make?

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I glad you savored our content like a good batch of french fries. And I’m happy that we were the finish line to the four days you wasted on the internet. You know, it’ll rot your brain. Play outside or something.

May the French Fry Overlords bless you too, bro.

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This one, while being just a load of random history, creeped me out a bit. Why? Because it specifically says “The Bengali film industry”. And I’m Bengali, so I must ask, How did they know?!

And I’m sorry about your dad being mean, random internet dude.

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I followed at first, sort of. But then, soon after, What?. You’ve lost me. I’m confused. Too many adverbs. What’s going on? I recommend grammar.

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This one creeps me out way more than that film industry one. I’m actually kind of outraged.

I’m hoping so hard that no one actually clicks on that link.

“They are good slaves,”

What?! What?!

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Clearly, these people need to be educated on the finer points of grammar.

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Interesting and Nonsensical Spam Comments

Hello nonexistent readers! This post was inspired by this hilarious post that made me laugh not only in my head but in a way that other people could potentially hear it as well.

These are real comments that I’ve received in my Spam Box. I often check it when I crave to expel laughter.

 

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I’m so glad you care about my opinion about Harry Potter and parenthesis so much that you were looking for it for a very long time.

 

Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much
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I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but
instead of that, this is excellent blog. A great read. I’ll certainly be back.

Yep! I totally didn’t did a ton of research!

And that’s very helpful advice. I did start adding pictures since then.

 

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I’m not entirely sure what this means due to many, many typos, but I believe this one’s trying to sue me.

And I am very, very apologetic if you think that The Spineless Jellyfish Tag was offensive in any way, although I have no idea how anyone would think that this post was offensive unless you are a dentist. In that case, it could be somewhat offensive.

 

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Well, I’m not coding anything. I’m glad my help is enormously appreciated.

 

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I wasn’t aware that we had videos.

 

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I’m glad that it was a fun party and I’m very sorry that everyone had to go dwelling.

 

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Again with the Illuminati. We’ve been through this already.

 

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