If you suddenly found yourself in possession of a genie’s lamp and you had three wishes, what would you wish for? Would you wish for the chance to reply to all those spam comments you get? Me neither.
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music containing substantive, educational
messages to maximise their child. I suspect how the
clue to this particular thinking lay behind the tattoo right across
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Maximizing a child sounds like a scary process. It’s like you’re viewing your child as a robot that needs to reach maximum efficiency. Also, the forehead is an interesting location for a tattoo. What does Mind the Gap mean? What gap?
On Surviving a Social Gathering
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Thanks! Cheers to you, too.
On My Sense of Smell
Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t appear. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to say great blog!
Now I’m curious. What was the super long comment? Did it ever exist in the first place?
On Harry Potter Book Tag
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On The Forgotten Blog Ideas
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LOOOOOOOOL. Keep these coming. This series has to be one of my favourite things on WordPress ever.
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Thank you! 😸 The spambox is a lovely place to visit for laughs.
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Yes, but your commentary on spam comments are by far the best on WordPress. If you’re ever looking for a side hustle, I’m sure you’ll do great in comedy.
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Thanks!
Comedy would be an amusing job. All of the potential job tests we take in school give me comedian as one of my top choices, but I don’t think I have the response time for it. Whenever someone says something, I sit there like a blubbering fish making random gasping noises and then think of the wittiest, most perfect reply hours later, which is far too late and it would be simply confusing if I were to give my perfectly crafted response. If I were to go into comedy, I’d probably be the one writing cue cards for comedians.
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Comedy is a great field, though it does look hard. Paha, I used to get actress and newscaster (fun!). Stand-up comedy doesn’t require cue cards. 🙂 It’d be amazing to see more prominent Muslim comedians, so far I only know Hasan Minhaj… he’s amazing!
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“Stand-up comedy doesn’t require cue cards.”
My career plans to be a cue-card writer have been dashed. I will have to find some other occupation where you write comedy. Hmm… Maybe I can write comedic picture books.
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That would be fun! Or a staff writer for a comedy sitcom. So many possibilities.
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Clearing spam is the worst, for some reason, I get more than 100 spam daily, and let me tell you IT IS NOT FUNNY. Thank fully there is the empty spam button.
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Most of my spam is decidedly unfunny as well. It’s unfortunate. I usually block all my spam from commenting again. I have no idea if it actually helps and it takes ages. The empty spam button looks very tantalizing.
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It’s not as bad as you think, I do a quick scroll through( instantly regret doing it) then empty my spam.
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haha! the gap between the ears?
I cleaned my spam a few days ago. i had around fifty some just on nike, puma and other shoes and bag stuff.
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Possibly. It remains a confusing phrase, however.
I get a lot of those too.
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Haha love thist post!
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