My favorite flavor of gum is cinnamon, of course. Everyone should love cinnamon gum. (I also have cinnamon toothpaste.) A close second is mint-flavored.
I hate fruit-flavored gum. Just…Ew. Watermelon is the worst. Watermelon is like a combination of a random lifeguard’s stolen fruity perfume/cologne and all the mushy bits of watermelon that no one likes.
I also despise bubblegum-flavored gum, but it’s located a hairsbreadth above fruit on my gum list. I used to chew Bubble Dubble a lot, though. Bubble Dubble’s bubble-blowing capability is superior to all other gums (but the flavor sucks).
I remember once, in second grade (second grade was an intense year), I discovered this new type of gum. I’ve only had this gum once in my life (that time in second grade), but it’s still my favorite of all gums. So anyway, it was sour on the outside and obnoxiously sweet on the inside. But it was the perfect amount of obnoxious to be lovable. But the thing that truly made this gum shine was its bubble-blowing potential. It’s way better than Bubble Dubble.
It was green.
Anyway, so I was chewing this gum and I blew a giant bubble. It was the size of my head. It was brilliant. It was amazing. It was wonderful.
I quickly went to show my parents my terrific bubble-blowing skills before it deflated.
It popped on the way and covered my entire face with gum.
…
It was in my hair.
I just couldn’t get it out.
I remember chewing that gum for a ridiculously long amount of time before that final pop. I wanted it to last as long as possible because there was only one piece. It tasted horrible. It was probably for the best that I was forced to let it go.
So now let’s get to the whole point of this random post.
GUM ON THE FLOOR/STREET/GROUND/ETC.
It’s despicable.
We all hate it.
It’s worse when it’s inside a building.
We’ve all ruined our shoes.
Our prized flip flops.
SO STOP!
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i love gum. every kind, bubble or not, lollipop – yes, i still buy them. though i agree with the gum on the streets and else where. i remember once buying this new, bell bottom – yes, i’m that old – white pants and sitting on a chewed gum someone had left on the mall’s food court chair.
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It’s disgusting! I hate that feeling when you step on gum and then walk forward and you can just feel it tying you to the pavement.
Also when you shift your chair and you can feel gun underneath it. *shudders*
There are trash cans around just for the purpose of throwing away gum. They should be used.
But also, where I live, it’s not that a ton of people are always spitting the gum out on the ground because you don’t see that much fresh gum. It’s more like it accumulates and then never goes away. Like this gum on the street will outlast an apocalypse.
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cement gum, then?
you know, my older brother ironed an A4 paper over the gum stuck on my pants and it glued to the paper – and let go off the pants.
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Whoa
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Lol made me laugh way harder than I thought it would. I still have gum stuck in one of my pockets…
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I’m glad it made you laugh. I’ve heard that laughter is good for your health.
How did the gum get there?
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I had it in a tissue and then it was mean and escaped into my pocket.
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I’m glad that’s never happened to me. I prefer the gum to stay in my mouth and/or tissue.
Did you manage to get it out of your pocket?
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Nope and I am too stubborn to bin my trousers.
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😂
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Maybe you can make an invention that magically lifts all those hideous black spots. You should get a Nobel Prize for it!
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Yes! That would be awesome. If only magic were real. *Sigh*
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Have you seen Disneyworld? That Magic Kingdom has no gum anywhere. How can that be?
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Yes I have. People just love Disney too much to ruin it.
Or maybe they really are magic.
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