Back from the store, TICK and TOCK are baking a cake since they got outlawed from The Store of All Your Specific Wedding Needs.They are in MASTER’S office.
TICK: I’ve never baked a cake before. Have you, Tock?
TOCK: Does it look like I’ve baked a cake before? Of course not, you dummy!
Tears well up in TICK’S eyes
TOCK: I’m sorry… I didn’t mean it. Can you forgive me?
TICK is snoring
TOCK puts a bread crust in her ear
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TOCK: WE NEED TO BAKE THIS CAKE!
TICK (in that weird time where you are tired and can’t decipher fantasy from reality): OOOOHOOh lets make a cooking show liek Maswter!
KYR: (Providing subtitles) Ooooh! Let’s make a cooking show like Master! (Turns on the camera)
TOCK: So, first, to make the perfect cake, we need two pounds of sulfur and three chickens!
TICK: AMEK SURE the Chicken isa FREEEEESh!
KYR is still providing subtitles
TOCK: We mix it together, making sure that the chickens stop clucking and that the batter is nice and smooth.
TICK: SSSSSMMMMOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHH! (plays with TOCK’S hair)
TOCK: Then we put it in the freezer for about 40 minutes.
TICK: (hums Jeopardy theme song, but then stops) Hey, can you be the comedic relief for a second I want to do this part!
TICK: Okay… if you say so, Daddy!
TICK is sleeping
The cake explodes within the fridge, creating an element similar to TICK’S hair
ZHAN (descending from the clouds): YES!
MANAGER OPPA: IT’S PERFECT! (Coming flying in with the snowy egret)
TICK and TOCK: OLD MAN! (runs toward MANAGER OPPA)
ZHAN has a look of jealousy on his face, but TOCK realizes this and comes back to him.
ZHAN (smiling): Mommy!
TOCK: (slaps him in the face) Only Tick and Bread Snadwhich can call me that! (slaps him again)
ZHAN (Suddenly normal like the piece of cement he usually is): Can I at least have the element?
TICK (sitting on top of MANAGER OPPA’S head, wearing his glasses): No. That’s saved for Manager Oppa!
ZHAN glares at his new rival.
JOHN imagines ZHAN’S glare intensified by a thousand.
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