TICK, TOCK, QUINN, MASTER, and LENA are at the store looking for the perfect wedding dress for BREAD SNADWHICH.
TICK: How about this one? (Holds up a wedding gown)
TOCK: Nah. We need a bread sized one, remember? (Looks over shoulder when there is no response)
TICK is curled up on the dress while the ATTENDANT is trying to pull it from under her body.
TOCK: TICK! WAKE UP!
ATTENDANT: You guys are an odd bunch of people…
MASTER (just coming out from the bathroom): WOW! THAT WAS GREAT! I FEEL SO RELIEVED! THE AUTHOR USUALLY NEVER LETS ME DO THIS!
Everyone in the store looks at him
ATTENDANT (Running up, aggravated): CAN YOU GET YOUR DAUGHTER TO GET OFF THAT DRESS! IT’S A MILLION DOLLARS AND SHE’S DROOLING ON IT!
MASTER: Actually miss, she isn’t my daughter but she is my ex-wife’s father.
ATTENDANT: Can you just get him off!
MASTER: She’s a “her”.
KYR (Crashing through the ceiling): That’s right, ma’am. Please get your grammar right next time!
JOHN (Popping out of a wedding dress): You just came out of the ceiling! So, What’s Up?
MASTER walks away with the freaked-out store ATTENDANT, leaving KYR to deal with JOHN’S sudden appearance in his underwear
The CLOCK DUO arrive at the scene
TICK, who is still asleep, is surrounded by mysterious circles created by a purple marker, blood-scented candles, and breadcrumbs. TOCK has a jug of iced milk, ready to pour.
ATTENDANT: AHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
QUINN (to his fiance): This wedding dress is not as beautiful as you! (to others) AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?
(I resist to put an awesome pun I’ve created because it sounds quite weird and many people would advise against it)
TICK: A demonic exorcism, is all! (Pours the iced milk)
ATTENDANT: GET OUT OF THIS STORE!
A snowy egret comes and carries them all out of the store
MASTER is still shopping for french baguette hat, without gluten
ATTENDANT: YOU TOO!
LENA: What about me?
ATTENDANT: YOU ALSO!
LENA: No, I was talking to the author. She didn’t include me at all, even when I was in the store! John and Kyr were dropped in and they weren’t even in the store in the first place!
ATTENDANT: Well this is my last episode and the audience doesn’t even know my name! (cries a waterfall on the dress) And be thankful for your appearances in these things. You might be very important later!
LENA (waving): Bye, Attendant!
QUINN (to LENA: Guess what?
Quinn: I got you a dress! (Holds up the salty dress drenched in watered-down milk)
(JOHN and KYR are playing rock-paper-scissors after being abandoned in the store, if you were wondering. They are hiding under a wedding dress as the ceiling is about to come crashing down.)