LENA: Wait a second…
Everyone looks at her attentively
LENA (To QUINN in horror): If you’re marrying Bread Snadwich… and Bread Snadwich is Dad’s ex-wife, which means she’s my stepmom… then you’re my soon-to-be stepdad!
LENA (in a whiny voice): But I’m older than you!
QUINN (grinning): That means I’m the boss of you, soon-to-be stepdaughter, and I order you go to the wedding wearing a very fancy dress. The fanciest, itchiest, heaviest dress I can find, in fact. You’ll only be second to my darling fiance.
JOHN laughs harder. Only ARA can keep a straight face.
LENA (grumbling): @#$!