Interesting and Nonsensical Spam Comments

Hello nonexistent readers! This post was inspired by this hilarious post that made me laugh not only in my head but in a way that other people could potentially hear it as well.

These are real comments that I’ve received in my Spam Box. I often check it when I crave to expel laughter.

 

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I’m so glad you care about my opinion about Harry Potter and parenthesis so much that you were looking for it for a very long time.

 

Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much
about this, like you wrote the book in it or something.
I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but
instead of that, this is excellent blog. A great read. I’ll certainly be back.

Yep! I totally didn’t did a ton of research!

And that’s very helpful advice. I did start adding pictures since then.

 

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I’m not entirely sure what this means due to many, many typos, but I believe this one’s trying to sue me.

And I am very, very apologetic if you think that The Spineless Jellyfish Tag was offensive in any way, although I have no idea how anyone would think that this post was offensive unless you are a dentist. In that case, it could be somewhat offensive.

 

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Well, I’m not coding anything. I’m glad my help is enormously appreciated.

 

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I wasn’t aware that we had videos.

 

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I’m glad that it was a fun party and I’m very sorry that everyone had to go dwelling.

 

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Spinette is already part of the Illuminati. If anything, she should be doing the recruiting.

 

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Good for you?

 

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Again with the Illuminati. We’ve been through this already.

 

Clearly, these people need to be educated on the finer points of grammar.