Have you ever thought that if one person drops a piece of bread on one side of the Earth and another person dropped another piece of bread at the same time the world would become a sandwich for just a brief second?
I’ve thought about it. Along with some other things too.
But honestly, do sandwiches have to be closed off, my bread? The only sandwiches I have seen not closed off by two pieces of bread is a cupcake and Lunchables cracker sandwiches.
And must the two pieces of bread be parallel? Because I have seen sandwiches made of one piece of bread, just bent over. If those things are considered sandwiches, what exactly is a hot dog? Is it an incomplete roll or a one-breaded sandwich? Is a taco a sandwich? A pita falafel?
Also, if one puts a sandwich, say a nice grilled chicken sandwich, into a blender, is the outcome a sandwich? If it is so, what if someone spread the chicken sandwich mush onto a cracker and tops it off with another one, does that make it a “sandwich sandwich”? Or if a sandwich has three pieces of bread with filling in the middle is it a “sandwich sandwich” a “double sandwich” or just the normal term “sandwich”.
Is an Oreo technically a sandwich? Does that make the backward spelling of my octopus’s name “Oreo” also a sandwich? (Ze octopus’s name is Oero, for whom it may concern.)
If you have two pieces of bread stacked on top of each other, that would be an oxygen sandwich (assuming that most nonexistent readers live in places with oxygen) and if another piece was added on top it would be a bread sandwich. Following that logic, I’m guessing that all stacks of bread are automatically sandwiches.
Of course, I remember that sandwiches do not need to be closed off by bread, so that would make all edible things that are stacked a type of sandwich.
But, then again, do sandwiches need to be edible?
I think I’ll just have a bagel at the Club.
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Oooh! Bagels!
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Were you starving when you wrote this? It is awesome.
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I was the verge of over stuffing myself with sandwiches when I wrote this, but still hungry. Writing is best with bundles of sandwiches topped off with a little tinge of guilt.
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Sooo hungry right now…
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I am always hungry.
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Definitely.
I wonder in which method they will cook us. Scrambled? Sunny-side up? Boiled? The possibilities are endless.
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maybe one day a giant e.t will come along and think we make a nice egg sandwich.
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Maybe… According to my calculations, of the alien’s far off existence and the yummy delicious awesomeness of the egg sandwich, it shall be so.
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and we could all live inside their digestive track – a colony that will arrive and conquer all!
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