MASTER tries to furiously eat another BREAD SNADWHICH. All the BREAD SNADWHICHES hurry into an open grave, afraid. Master is now completely green.
MASTER (to the SNADWHICHES): Wait! Come back! You are so tasty!
MARY and MAN WHO WAS EATEN MY MARSHMELLO laugh.
MARY claps a hand over her mouth as MASTER glares at her, still green.
MAN WHO WAS EATEN BY MARSHMELLO (still laughing): You look like the moldy pieces of bread you claim to love.
***
ARA looks up from her cell phone with an odd look on her face. LENA and JOHN continue to argue. ARA disappears and reappears in the graveyard.
ARA: I will never tell you my secrets (taps Master and he turns into a ghost)
Master: MY FEET!
***
ARA walks in through the wall. JOHN screams. His scream is oddly high-pitched. QUINN walks in in a wedding gown holding a SNADWHICH screeching California Gurls.
QUINN: CALIFORNIA GURLS, WE’RE UNDENIABLE. EIFFEL TOWERS ON TOP!
JOHN and LENA join in, “singing” different parts of the song. TICK enters, her hair now purple, a sobbing ZHAN chasing her.
Tick: Roar!
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