MASTER and the other dead people are in the cemetery trying to find out how ARA became a living creature
MASTER: This is my first line!
BREAD SNADWHICH 1: …
BREAD SNADWHICH 2: …
ALL THE NEGATIVE NUMBERED SNADWHICHES: …
MASTER: YOU BREADS ARE THE BEST! HUGS!
MARY: How did that girl manage to get all that energy to become a living being? (Narrows eyes intensely)
MASTER: Well, I don’t know. (pauses) Can you rub my feet?
MARY: No, MASTER. We are ghosts remember? Ghosts don’t have feet.
MASTER: DON’T DEFY MEEEEEE!
MARY: (shivering) Yes, MASTER. (tries to rub ghost-tail thing)
MASTER: STOP! THOSE ARE NOT MY FEET!
MARY: Exactly! You don’t have feet! (Covers her mouth, after realizing what she said)
MASTER: Okay… So can you rub my toes?
MARY: (facepalms) Now back to what I was talking about: How did ARA become a human again?
MASTER (With BREAD SNADWHICHES huddled around him): She’s a Mary Sue, remember! That’s why she was killed off.
MARY: She wanted to keep her secret from you! That’s why she died.
MASTER: I guess she didn’t want to reveal that the authors did not have an excuse to make her overpowered.
MARY: You are just a sore loser, you know that! (Covers her mouth again)
MASTER: Perhaps… But, maybe I should join ARA. It’s really boring being dead with you. And I really want to feel the spongy texture of my wife again.
MARY: How are you going to go? With your toes? (Covers mouth) Stop the disobedience, Mary! (to herself)
MASTER: Yes.
All the BREAD SNADWHICHES huddle together in a toe-like form. The toe taps MASTER and he becomes human again, and the BREADS become breads again.
MARY:
MASTER (to BREAD SNADWHICHES): Now I can eat you! (Eats a piece of BREAD)
MASTER becomes green in the face and spits out the BREAD. All the other BREADS back away.
MASTER (voice grave): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m gluten-free!
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