The two Clock sisters are in Master’s office. Of course, it’s Bread Snadwich’s now, because Master hates his daughter, Lena
Tock (to the audience): Welcome to Clock School, where we teach new apprentices for Master!
Tick: We even taught Mary!
Tock: Today, we will teach you the life cycle of a Bread Snadwich!
Bread Snadwich: …
Tick pulls out a diagram
Tock: First, the bread sandwich is born or created. This requires three pieces of bread and two bread chefs. Isn’t that right, Tick?
Tick is sleeping soundly as Zhan is slowly pulling out strands of her hair
Zhan: I have a question. Are you—
Tock: (Cutting him off) Then the bread sandwich is created! During this time, a fluffy hat cradle will be suggested for better and faster growth!
Zhan: Are you girls m—
Tock: (Cutting him off again) Now for the best part! Love! After that stage, the Bread Snadwich will go to Master. No other spouses should be present.
Zhan: (frustrated) ARE YOU GIRLS MARRIED? (Pulls a strand of hair too harshly)
Tick: I’m up. (Groans, ignoring the question)
Tock: (Also dodging the question) And the worst part: Death. This is when Master cannot control himself and eats the poor Bread Snadwich. This stage is also dubbed as “Break up” because after digestion she is abandoned.
Zhan: ARE YOU GIRLS MARRIED? ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Tick and Tock: …
Zhan: (giving up and also grunting) Speaking of ellipses, where is Bread Snadwich?
Tock looks around, confused
Tick: I know. (Rushes out the door)
Quinn (to the sandwich): (Huddled in a corner with the Bread Snadwich) You look very pretty today…
Tick: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER THIS INSTANT!
Quinn (not hearing Tick): But I have to ask you this urgent question, Snadwich. Will you marry me? (holds up a ring)
Bread Snadwich: …
Tick: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH MY CHILD, PUNK!
Quinn: You will?! Oh, this is the most joyous day of my life!
Tick: NO! SHE WILL NOT! (grabs the Bread Snadwich)
Quinn: YES, SHE WILL! (tugs it from her hands and runs down the hall)
~~~END
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