I’m an artist. I like to draw stuff. Onto the list!
1. Mistakes
This drawing is amazing! *Finds stray ink mark and has mini existential crisis*
2. Better People
I will never be a good artist! *sobs in pillow* whyyyyyyyyy?
3. Hands
You put the thumb on the wrong side… *banshee screams*
4. Curious George
CG: Can you draw me? Me: No. I don’t draw ugly things.
5. Bye bye friends…
*Throws away science notes from ten billion years ago*
I will miss you Albino Polish Man with Fluffy Hat, sketch of Naruto, and random bottle of kawaii pepper spice! *cries*
6. Ze Artist Block
Me: *Stares at paper*
…10 hours later…
Paper: This is getting uncomfortable.
Me: *Crumples up paper*
7. Ink/ Water/ Drink/ Noodle Spillage
BLOBFISH!
8. Unsharpened Pencils
*world explodes*
9. What’s That?
*glares intensely* Can’t you see what is on this paper?
10. When a person walks in and you haven’t finished drawing the clothes on your character.
Person: …
Me: *examining drawing* Hmmm, how will this cloth curve around her chest?
Person: *walks away*
11. Doodled Up Notes or Reminders
*Takes out notebook and flips to a random page* What is this wonderful adorable smiling cinnamon bun doing here? *Continues to doodle getting off task*
12. Unfinished Sketchbooks
…They just turn into black holes… *furthers into existential crisis*
13. When the Eraser Starts to Draw Instead of Erasing
*world implodes*
That’s what I face on a daily basis. Tiring isn’t it?
I love how you get straight to the point. Definitely made me. Laugh 🙂
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hahahaha!! I had a good laugh with your post. “Paper: This is getting uncomfortable. ” hahahaha!! great post!
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I’m glad you liked it!
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Egad, I still have a bunch of my school papers simply because I couldn’t bear to part with the neat little ink doodles I made!
Meno<3
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Me too
I actually cut up my science workbook and taped all my cute little drawings in my sketchbook
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True, there is nothing worse than a skinny blobfish! I am not a big fan of their appearances so I say “blobfish” to substitute words that are not appropriate for the infants who often surf the web. I hope you continue to help unblobby blobfish, though! It is a noble cause.
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Just for the record, I’m a big fan of blobfish. I do the blobfish walkathon every year…you know the one…it helps all of the blobfish that aren’t blobby enough. Nothing worse than a skinny blobfish…
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I suppose our use of “blobfish” would be confusing to anyone who is not me or Spinette, which is everyone but me and Spinette. We use blobfish in lieu of curse words for unknown reasons.
Where does this walkathon take place? I must participate.
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As long as they are unknown reasons, all is forgiven. Known reasons are never as entertaining. The walkathon is held every year in the city of Blobovia. You know the place…it’s right next to Atlantis. Being underwater and all, the walkathon is quite the undertaking.
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Hmm. That’s too far away, I suppose I’ll have to hold my own walkathon here.
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That would probably be for the best. But be sure to keep your blobfish sufficiently hydrated. Dessicated blobfish are sad things, indeed.
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Wait, we have to walk with the blobfish? I thought it was just walking for the blobfish.
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You know how blobfish are…they like to be carried. So it’s both…for and with and maybe even under. All the fun prepositions!
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Yay prepositions and blobfish!
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Does it get any better? ‘)
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Yes. It does get better if you have prepositions, blobfish, and chocolate.
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I like where you are going here. Now how do you transport your blobfish and your chocolate? I hope you don’t keep them in the same backpack because chocolate is bad for blobfish. It’s best to have a backpack worn by someone else that’s dedicated to the chocolate.
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I was thinking to keep the chocolate in my mouth and pull the blobfish along in a wagon behind me.
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You seem so great at keeping chocolate in your mouth…..
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One of those little red wagons? I think the blobfish would love that. Maybe it could hold two. Blobifish can be social creatures.
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Yes. We can put a fish tank on the wagon. But how would we make it so the blobfish would survive the lack of pressure?
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That’s simple. We need to get a very strong aquarium that is pressurized using a water pump.
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Wouldn’t that be too heavy to pull in a wagon?
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only 3000# and it’s a BIG wagon
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But if it’s a BIG wagon, will I be strong enough to pull it?
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We’ll harness up Walter. Walter can pull anything! Great Dane pulling blobfish wagon. It’ll be a hit for sure. Oh! We’re going to need another wagon for the blogfish. I have one of those and I am sure she will want to support the blobfish. She is a surface dweller so no pressurization required for her.
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It could become a viral video!
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I think that’s a given.
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True! There is nothing worse than a skinny blobfish! I am not big fans of their appearances so I say “blobfish” to substitute words that are not appropriate for the infants who often surf the web. I hope you continue to help unblobby blobfish though! It is a noble cause.
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One must keep one’s blobfishes fat and fit if they are to stand in for curse words. They carry a heavy weight on their blobby shoulders.
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