13 Artist Problems

I’m an artist. I like to draw stuff. Onto the list!

 

1. Mistakes

This drawing is amazing! *Finds stray ink mark and has mini existential crisis*

2. Better People

I will never be a good artist! *sobs in pillow* whyyyyyyyyy?

3. Hands

You put the thumb on the wrong side… *banshee screams*

4. Curious George

CG: Can you draw me? Me: No. I don’t draw ugly things.

5. Bye bye friends…

*Throws away science notes from ten billion years ago*

I will miss you Albino Polish Man with Fluffy Hat, sketch of Naruto, and random bottle of kawaii pepper spice! *cries*

6. Ze Artist Block

Me: *Stares at paper*

…10 hours later…

Paper: This is getting uncomfortable.

Me: *Crumples up paper*

7. Ink/ Water/ Drink/ Noodle Spillage

BLOBFISH!

8. Unsharpened Pencils

*world explodes*

9. What’s That? 

*glares intensely* Can’t you see what is on this paper? 

10. When a person walks in and you haven’t finished drawing the clothes on your character.

Person: …

Me: *examining drawing* Hmmm, how will this cloth curve around her chest?

Person: *walks away*

11. Doodled Up Notes or Reminders

*Takes out notebook and flips to a random page* What is this wonderful adorable smiling cinnamon bun doing here?  *Continues to doodle getting off task*

12. Unfinished Sketchbooks

…They just turn into black holes… *furthers into existential crisis*

13. When the Eraser Starts to Draw Instead of Erasing

*world implodes*

 

That’s what I face on a daily basis. Tiring isn’t it?

 

31 thoughts on “13 Artist Problems

  1. True, there is nothing worse than a skinny blobfish! I am not a big fan of their appearances so I say “blobfish” to substitute words that are not appropriate for the infants who often surf the web. I hope you continue to help unblobby blobfish, though! It is a noble cause.

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    1. I suppose our use of “blobfish” would be confusing to anyone who is not me or Spinette, which is everyone but me and Spinette. We use blobfish in lieu of curse words for unknown reasons.
      Where does this walkathon take place? I must participate.

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      1. As long as they are unknown reasons, all is forgiven. Known reasons are never as entertaining. The walkathon is held every year in the city of Blobovia. You know the place…it’s right next to Atlantis. Being underwater and all, the walkathon is quite the undertaking.

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      2. I like where you are going here. Now how do you transport your blobfish and your chocolate? I hope you don’t keep them in the same backpack because chocolate is bad for blobfish. It’s best to have a backpack worn by someone else that’s dedicated to the chocolate.

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      3. We’ll harness up Walter. Walter can pull anything! Great Dane pulling blobfish wagon. It’ll be a hit for sure. Oh! We’re going to need another wagon for the blogfish. I have one of those and I am sure she will want to support the blobfish. She is a surface dweller so no pressurization required for her.

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    2. True! There is nothing worse than a skinny blobfish! I am not big fans of their appearances so I say “blobfish” to substitute words that are not appropriate for the infants who often surf the web. I hope you continue to help unblobby blobfish though! It is a noble cause.

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