Do NOT do these five things ever when baking. It will result in unsatisfactory results.
From now on, “it” will refer to the baked goods that you have baked or are currently baking.
- Do not leave it in the fire too long and burn it.
- Do not drop off a cliff of any height. (It will be difficult to retrieve your baked goods.)
- Do not go swimming with your baked goods, no matter how much you may want to.
- Do not mix up flour and powdery white sand from the beaches of Wyoming.
- Do not burn your house down.
This list has been compiled from personal experiences. As you can probably tell, I usually buy storebought baked goods now.
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Do not confuse salt with sugar. As a child, I did this once. I never did live it down. It gave me a whole new appreciation for the idiom “rub salt in one’s wounds.”
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Once, my cousin mixed up Alfredo sauce with mayonnaise, so whenever I look at Bakugan, the taste of mayo fills my mouth.
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Ewwwww! Sorry, that ewww was involuntary. Let me give you a more fitting ewww…EWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Had to work up to it. 😉
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But that instance was pasta, so I don’t know if that counts as baking…
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It’s still ewww.
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True
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Arachnid….
I put all the powdered sugar in my hair then licked it off. My hair is sticky! Help meeee!
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That’s not considered baking, so I can’t help you with it.
But attempt taking a shower.
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