The Spineless Jellyfish Tag

Greetings, dear nonexistent readers, I would like to present to you my first attempt at a “tag”.

So, without further delay, let’s get cracking.

 

Ze Rules

1. Post ze rules
2. Leave a link to the creator of the tag (@arachnidweaver and @unciornsightings)
3. Tag at least three other blogs
4. Tag the post with #thespinelessjellyfish
5. Answer these five questions
6. Create another five questions for the bloggers you tag (Note: Weirder the better!)
7. Look up the definition of yeasty and put it on the bottom of your post
8. Look up the immortal jellyfish and gawk

 

Ze Questions

1. If you woke up one morning and you were suddenly a whale and in the middle of the ocean, what would you do?
2. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet and why?
3. Would you touch other people’s feet if you were given sticks of butter to do so?
4. From which direction do you peel a banana and why?
5. You know how at the dentist they use that mini vacuum to suck up food, spit, water, air, blood, tooth chunks, and who knows what else? Where do you think all that stuff goes?

 

I am tagging:

 

https://mavisdee.wordpress.com/

https://allthingsnerdyfloraleblog.wordpress.com/

https://mainepaperpusher.wordpress.com/

 

and whoever else comes across this and says, “Huh, I have a sudden impulse to answer these questions.”

Revenge

I poke Spinette’s body in the side, making sure she is actually asleep in case her chainsaw-snores are actually a ruse. A rare smile blooms over my face as I contemplate the revenge I am about to take.

Spinette has recently dragged me to a party, as she does every so often.

It was not pretty.

I crouch down and let a beautiful spider climb onto my palm. I whisper to it, telling it what I want it to do. The spider descends on a silken thread from my hand to the floor to gather my other friends.

I slip out the front door and head to my house to wait for the scream…