Mellow Yellow Episode 1: Geography

Tick and Tock are in a bedroom while Zhan is building something in the other room. The bedroom is the new one given to them, but they still like their old one better.

 

Tick: (Slurps gummy worms from a teacup) So what do you want to do?

Tock: (Revealed to be a stool for Tick, also eating gummy worms) I don’t know

Zhan: (Whistling as he gets a monkey wrench) Lalalalalalalala

Tick and Tock: (dropping gummy worms) OLD MAN!

Zhan gets brutally tackled by the girls

Tock: Hey! Guess what? I made a sweater just for you! (Holds up a silver sweater)

Zhan (annoyed, but somewhat impressed): How the blobfish did you get that much silver?

Tick: From my eyebrow hairs, of course! (Displays her lack of eyebrows)

Zhan takes Tick away and closes the door.

Tock: Did you have to leave me out! Ugh! (Bangs on the door, but suddenly gets a new idea.) I know what I can do!

With brute force, Tock headbutts into the door

Tock: AAAAHHH! My horns are stuck! (cries) WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL?!

 

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After a couple of hours, Tock hears a sound on the other side of the door.

John: (opens the door violently, singing) California Gurls! We’re undeniable! Daisy dukes, swim trousers on top!  

Tock: Owww…

John: (screams like a screeching saber-toothed monkey) Waah! (instantly covers his mouth)

Tock gets up and runs out the open door, ready to scold her sister

John: Phew! If that was Len, I would’ve died back there!

Lena: (crawling out from under the bed) JOHNNY YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

John sighs, knowing what is to come

Lena: I DIDN’T KNOW YOU LIKED THAT SONG TOO!

John and Lena: (singing terribly) CALIFORNIA GURLS! WE’RE UNDENIABLE! DAISY DUKES, SWIM TROUSERS ON TOP!

Tock walks in, dragging a sleeping Tick, who is being shaved by mad scientist Zhan

Zhan: (Stops the shaving) What’s California?

John: (thinking very hard) I honestly do not know.

*Awkward silence*

 

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