If this were a Traditional Q&A, I would probably be answering the questions, but as this is not a Traditional Q&A and is instead an Inverse Q&A, I will be asking you, dear nonexistent readers, the questions and as you do not exist, you will not answer.
- Do you eat grapes with a fork?
- Do you take baths, showers, or other?
- Do you consume soup with a fork?
- What other activities do you use a fork for?
- Do you enjoy the music of Envision Dragons?
- What is your favorite Envision Dragons song?
- Do you prefer a pen, pencil, or highlighter? (For everyday writing purposes, not for everyday highlighting purposes.)
- Jam or butter with your toast?
- If you answered “jam” to the previous question, otherwise known as Question #8, what kind of jam do you prefer with your toast?