If this were a Traditional Q&A, I would probably be answering the questions, but as this is not a Traditional Q&A and is instead an Inverse Q&A, I will be asking you, dear nonexistent readers, the questions and as you do not exist, you will not answer.
- Do you eat grapes with a fork?
- Do you take baths, showers, or other?
- Do you consume soup with a fork?
- What other activities do you use a fork for?
- Do you enjoy the music of Envision Dragons?
- What is your favorite Envision Dragons song?
- Do you prefer a pen, pencil, or highlighter? (For everyday writing purposes, not for everyday highlighting purposes.)
- Jam or butter with your toast?
- If you answered “jam” to the previous question, otherwise known as Question #8, what kind of jam do you prefer with your toast?
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1. Yes, I do eat my grapes with a fork. It helps me get all the juice to squirt into my mouth.
2. Does bathing saunas or getting soaked by rain count?
3. Soup is meant for chopsticks, Arachnid. I love the woody taste.
4. I use forks to comb your hair when you are sleeping.
5. Yes, very much so that it is imaginary.
6. Every song that pops into my brain.
7. A highlighter of course! Remember when I set that house on fire? I was so high up on the roof!
8. A stick of cold butter really gets me going in the morning, especially when doubled with toast!
9. P Jammies taste nice.
10. Is it really a Q&A if nonexistent readers, since they don’t exist, don’t answer?
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Maybe it’s just a Q.
And yes, I did know all your answers, except #4, to which I can only say, “Stop that, you creep!”
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1. Do you eat grapes with a fork? No. Grapes, and other fruit, do not belong on the same plate as food eaten with a fork.
2. Do you take baths, showers, or other? Showers often, baths sometimes, other when I have to.
3. Do you consume soup with a fork? No. If it needs a fork, it’s stew.
4. What other activities do you use a fork for? Stabbing people with fork obsessions.
5. Do you enjoy the music of Envision Dragons? Who?
6. What is your favorite Envision Dragons song? The catchy one
7. Do you prefer a pen, pencil, or highlighter? (For everyday writing purposes, not for everyday highlighting purposes.) mechanical pencil ideally, or a fountain pen. Sadly for practical reasons I usually use a biro.
8. Jam or butter with your toast? Butter and cashew butter.
9. If you answered “jam” to the previous question, otherwise known as Question #8, what kind of jam do you prefer with your toast? If I did have jam it would be apricot.
I have a nervous response to questions, I can’t not answer them. Thank you for asking.
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I sometimes refer to Imagine Dragons as Envision Dragons. I’m not quite sure why.
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