Why we are The WebWeavers

“Why do you call yourselves The WebWeavers?” Nobody asks.

“Why not?” I answer Nobody because I don’t feel like saying more than two words.

But, since I like you, dear nonexistent reader, much better than Nobody, I’ll answer this absolutely delightful question a bit more thoroughly.

We are called The WebWeavers because we weave webs of lies to trap our readers. You may ask, “Don’t you tell stories?” and to that even more delightful question, I would answer, “What is a storyteller but a glorified liar?”.